so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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