Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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