I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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