just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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