Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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