The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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