just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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