This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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