what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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