just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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