I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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