Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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