he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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