I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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