Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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