so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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