four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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