I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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