Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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