My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
