a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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