WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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