True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Randomize
