i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Randomize
