At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just cut my nipple shaving
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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