Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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