Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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