I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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