Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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