I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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