...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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