Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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