Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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