You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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