PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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