first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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