no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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