piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
My friends, they love my intelligence
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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