i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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