Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
