The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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