"it" just moved
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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