everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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