Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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