hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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