i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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