But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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