Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
