How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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