i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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